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I Couldn't Love You Never More, I'll Never Love You Less is a song sung at the end of The Three Friends Problem about how love is not something that can be measured, and how the characters' love for each other will not change.

Lyrics Edit

Peg: There are lots of things you can compare on a graph.

Like who is the shortest and the tallest giraffe.

Neighbor Ladies: You can chart how much you walk.

Ramone: How much that you laugh.

Cat: There are lots of things you can compare on a graph.

Peg: But the one thing you can't chart--

Cat: ---is how you feel in your heart.

Peg: You'll never have to worry, you'll never have to stress.

I couldn't love you any more, I'll never love you less.

Cat: I'll shout it from the rooftops.

Peg: What a bar graph can't express.

I couldn't love you any more, I'll never love you less.

There are oh so many things that we can do as three.

Ramone: Like hula-hoop with Ramone--

Neighbor Ladies: ----when he's on the T.V.!

Cat: We can shoop-a-doop.

Peg: Stand tall as a tree.

There are oh so many things that we can do as three.

But you don't need three to tell that I think you're really swell.

Peg, Cat, Ramone and the Neighbor Ladies: You'll never have to worry, you'll never have to stress.

Neighbor Ladies: I couldn't love you any more.

Connie: I'll never love you less.

Cat: I'll sing it from the treetops.

Peg: I really must confess.

Peg and Cat: I couldn't love you any more, I'll never love you less.

I couldn't love you any more.

Peg, Cat, Ramone and the Neighbor Ladies: I'll never love you less!

Big Dog: Woof woof!